I LOVE MARGE by vincent ditore
 
         "When I come over, you know what we gotta do, right?", I said.
         And then David was like, "Have a fire?"

         And I said "Yes." I love fires. One time we set a broken piano on fire. "David, I would love to just get rid of all these corny letters from Marge. Let's just set em on fire. Can we?" 
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